Dragon Level Strip Zip Hoodie Sweatshirt
The Dragon Level Stripe Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt provides all the camouflage you need to blend in with your grandma’s wall paper and successfully liberate smokes from her purse without having to endure the humiliation of her seeing you, catching you, and then spanking you in front of her 15 feline roommates. Sure, you’re way too old to get spanked, but that crazy old cat lady is too old to know better or care. Besides, she worked hard for a long, long time to have the privilege of smoking herself silly in her twilight years. In all honesty, dude, you kind of deserve it.
- Material:80% Cotton 20% polyester